Smooth Criminal Adult Costume

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Underwraps Smooth Criminal Adult Multi 2X Large


Underwraps Smooth Criminal Adult Multi 2X Large


$27.65


This Men’s Plus Size Smooth Criminal Costume is a classic 1920′s look. – Jacket – Pants – Shirt Front with Attached Tie – Hat Band…







Smooth Criminal Adult Costume - XX-Large


Smooth Criminal Adult Costume – XX-Large


$44.38


This mens gangster costume includes a double-breasted pinstriped jacket, faux shirt front with attached tie, pants and hatband. Our mens gangster costume comes in adult sizes One Size, XX-Large. The hat and cigar are not included with this mens 1920s gangster costume. Please note: This item’s color may vary due to inherent manufacturing variations or your computer monitor’s color settings. The ite…

Smooth Criminal Adult Std Costume


Smooth Criminal Adult Std Costume


$37.6


Smooth Criminal Adult Std Costume

Smooth Criminal Adult Xxl Costume


Smooth Criminal Adult Xxl Costume


$41


Smooth Criminal Adult Xxl Costume

Men's Smooth Criminal Costume


Men’s Smooth Criminal Costume


$50.99


Smooth Criminal Adult Costume This costume will allow you to steal the heart (and anything else) from whichever victim you choose! Includes:White double breasted jacket, faux shirt front with attached tie, matching white pants, and hatband . Available sizes: One size fits most 42-46 Plus Size XXL 48-50 White hat, black dress shirt, cigar and white shoes not included.

Morris Costume UR28577XXL Smooth Criminal Adult Costume 2XL


Morris Costume UR28577XXL Smooth Criminal Adult Costume 2XL


$42.85


This costume will allow you to steal the heart (and anything else) from whichever victim you choose. Double breasted jacket faux shirt front with attached tie matching pants and hatband. FeaturesSmooth Criminal Adult CostumeSpecificationsGender: AdultSize: 2XLMorris is costumer to the stars. We are well known for their unique life like mascot and animal costumes the Morris gorilla suits were used literally by hundreds of magicians TV shows and in many feature films. We provide attractive costumes which are very comfortable with high standards. We can take everyone to the imagination world where they travel with their stars.

Morris Costumes UR28577 Smooth Criminal Standard Adult Costume


Morris Costumes UR28577 Smooth Criminal Standard Adult Costume


$40.07


Morris is Costumer to the stars. We are well known for their unique life like mascot and animal Costumes the Morris gorilla suits were used literally by hundreds of magicians TV shows and in many feature films. We provide attractive Costumes which are very comfortable with high standards. We can take everyone to the imagination world where they travel with their stars. This Costume will allow you to steal the heart (and anything else) from whichever victim you choose. Double breasted jacket faux shirt front with attached tie matching pants and hatband. FeaturesSmooth Criminal Standard Adult Costume

Men's Plus Size Smooth Criminal Costume


Men’s Plus Size Smooth Criminal Costume


$44.99


Are you a straight up, old school gangster? And when we say old school, we mean really old school. Like, 1920′s old school. Then this swanky Plus Size Smooth Criminal Costume is right up your alley!It takes one bold wiseguy to strut around town in a white suit, and not just because their particular line of work can get messy from time to time (seriously, who eats marinara sauce while wearing white??). It also makes them stand out in a crowd, and during the Roaring Twenties, when Prohibition is in full swing and sharply dressed gangsters probably make their money off of bootlegged giggle water, standing out doesn’t make them seem like such “wise” guys, after all. But that’s what makes them such smooth criminals! It takes nerves of steel to drive past a group of cops in your shiny new Cadillac and your crisp, white suit. And if they try to stop you, just slip them a couple hundred bucks that you made from your last job. It’s all good, there’s plenty more where that came from, capisce?Not that we condone bootlegging or bribing police officers, but we’re just saying, if you were a gangster in the 20′s, that would be a pretty smooth move to pull off! This classy white, pinstripe suit can almost make you look that cool, too, and it comes with a black shirt front and attached white tie, for a real swanky vibe. Then, just put some pomade in your hair, and get yourself some white dress shoes and a fedora, and you’ll look like a true vintage mafioso!

Smooth Criminal


Smooth Criminal


$6.44


David T. Riley dreamt big. His desire to be a superstar recording artist led the adolescent hoodlum into the fringes of organized crime. Ironically though, it was a failed extortion attempt at the Coral Gables bus station that landed him in jail where he found his calling in June of 1960. When the CIA needed recruits to carry out dangerous spying missions to Cuba, their Ivy League educated agents would rather not do themselves, they found Riley languishing in a light green jumpsuit in Miami Dade County Jail awaiting trial. Street-smart, confident to the point of being cocky and extremely intelligent, the Agency believed hed be able to talk his way out of any situation. Trained by the Feds to operate in a complex world of international crime, David became one of the Agencys top operatives. The CIAs use for him eventually waned, and with skills learned through covert work, Riley afforded himself an extensive career in gunrunning, drug dealing, fraud and embezzlement. SMOOTH CRIMINAL, A One-Man American Crime Wave exposes how the Governments secret release of criminals to conduct dangerous overseas assignments backfires when they return home.

Adult Burglar Costume


Adult Burglar Costume


$28.99


Burglar Adult Costume This bank robber is out for a steal! Classic burglar costume features black hat, black eyemask, black and white horizontally-striped shirt, and money bag. It would be criminal not to have this costume! Available Sizes: One size fits most Pants not included.

Criminal


Criminal


$9.99


What would you do for love? Nikki helps her boyfriend commit murder in this dark, devastating, and realistic portrait of a girl in over her head ( Publishers Weekly ). Nikki’s life is far from perfect, but at least she has Dee. Her friends tell her that Dee is no good, but Nikki can’t imagine herself without him. He’s hot, he’s dangerous, he has her initials tattooed over his heart, and she loves him more than anything. There’s nothing Nikki wouldn’t do for Dee. Absolutely nothing. So when Dee pulls Nikki into a crime a crime that ends in murder Nikki tells herself that it’s all for true love. Nothing can break them apart. Not the police. Not the arrest that lands Nikki in jail. Not even the investigators who want her to testify against him. But what if Dee had motives that Nikki knew nothing about? Nikki’s love for Dee is supposed to be unconditionalbut even true love has a limit. And Nikki just might have reached hers.

Adult Authentic Batgirl Costume


Adult Authentic Batgirl Costume


$389.99


Enough of all the Batmen in the world. Ugh. Like we haven’t seen that costume before. Does anyone else feel like you run into a Batman on every single street corner? It’s like, “hey kid, stop hanging around in alleys”. Right? Fortunately, we can move on past Batman and delve into the richer characters of Gotham. While we’re at it, let’s kick Robin to the road too. Batgirl, now that’s a superhero. Before she was Oracle she was Batgirl. Before she was Batgirl, she was sweet Barbara Gordon. And guess what? She kicks butt no matter what role she’s in. Sound familiar? Maybe like someone you know? Maybe someone you see in the mirror?That’s right! Don’t deny it, you kick some serious butt. You’re a do-gooder, a powerful woman ready to protect the innocent and fight for justice. That’s why you’re here, to assume this great mantle. The weight of your duty as Batgirl is heavy, much heavier than the costume itself. But you’re strong, ready to wear it, ready to spread those bat wings and fly out on your own. For justice!It doesn’t hurt that the costume looks great on you. That jumpsuit with its back zipper hugs you in the right places and those arm gauntlets are perfect for showing off your strength. You don’t just still in fear in the criminal underworld, but envy too. They can’t help but admire how well you pull off that cape. Face it, Batman might be the money of the whole Bat-family, but you’re the talent, you’re the brawn, and you’re most certainly the beauty (sorry, Robin). So suit up, Batgirl. Gotham needs you!

Adult Deluxe Arrow Costume


Adult Deluxe Arrow Costume


$94.99


When the criminal organizations of the underground begin to run Starling City in broad daylight, something needs to be done. When you return from spending five years stranded on an island to find that your own family company is riddled with corruption threatening to bring your home down, it’s time to become someone else, become something else, and fight back. When you’ve been running through the jungles of Lian Yu for five whole years, you learn a thing or two about how to survive on the barest of human resources. The dangers of the forest become your most powerful advantages against foes, and adaptability in all situations becomes basic instinct. Armed with a bow made out of spare parts at first, Oliver Queen set out to take down those who have failed his beloved city. He donned the green he was so used to seeing on the island, placed a mask over his face to hide his identity, and set out on his quest. On the way he developed a team of like-minded individuals and has created a powerful force willing to be at his side no matter what the odds are. Many of them have even looked death in the eye without any wavering in their loyalty to their leader. Is your city in need of a vigilante to clean up the streets? Gather your team under the green hood of justice, and take matters into your own hands! We may have to face the fact that those stunts cannot be easy to pull off (face it, there’s only one Stephen Amell), and not all of us have 5 years of survival skills and bowhunting under our belt. At this point the great reputation of the Arrow has already grown to such a high caliber that all you need is to step out of the shadows and all the vultures of the night will run from you.

Padme Amidala Costume Adult


Padme Amidala Costume Adult


$54.99


If you thought life was hectic when you were Queen of Naboo, just wait til you become a member of the Galactic Senate! Because back in Theed you may have had time to change your clothes for every royal appearance, but now you’re all grown up. Now you’ve really got to get down to business. Luckily for you, we’ve seen this happen again and again, and we’ve come to offer some friendly advice to aid in a smooth transition to your new role!First, you’re going to need to simplify your wardrobe. You also might have to lay off a body double or two. But don’t think of it as losing your old life. Think of it as gaining a surprisingly fashionable and functional new multipurpose jumpsuit! Whether you’re petitioning the Senate on behalf of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine or enjoying a relaxing weekend getaway on Geonosis with your forbidden Jedi love, this Amidala Adult One Piece Costume will have you covered. It’s made out of durable fabric that can withstand just about anything short of nexu claws. So stay away from those!And just in case your negotiations become a little more aggressive than normal, we’re throwing in a battery-operated Padmé Blaster. Please don’t thank us if it ever comes in handy: we’d rather not have any information that might bring us face-to-face with an interrogation droid. The same goes for that utility belt and those boot covers. They may not technically be weapons, but they still look pretty sharp!

Adult Super Sperm Costume


Adult Super Sperm Costume


$44.99


Forget Spiderman! Batman who? Guess who is here to save the day… it’s Super Sperm! Transform into the newest superhero with this hysterical adult Super Sperm costume. We have to warn you though, becoming this hero comes with a few important prerequisites. First off, you have to be good at swimming. Like really good. And you also have to be tough and strong. (Because you are going to be fighting with thousands of competitors to achieve your goal.)Sure, it sounds like a lot of work. We can’t do much with your strength training routine but we can give you the look of super strength when you go in this costume. With the polyfoam padded muscle effects, this suit is sure to have you feeling like the strongest sperm there ever was.The options for where you can wear this costume are endless or extremely limited depending on how concerned you are with people getting mad at you. Showing up to the hospital while your first child is in the process of being born? Perfect, in our opinion but we’re writing from the point of view of a costume company so what can you expect?You’ll look strong and ready for the journey ahead with the muscles to back up your smooth talk and the streamlined design of this costume, we have to think that you are going to come out on top this Halloween. Just remember to safely store this costume again for next year. (It’s going to take you about 9 months to find out whether or not you’re going to need it again…)

Skeleboner Costume - Mens Adult Humor Costume


Skeleboner Costume – Mens Adult Humor Costume


$34.99


So, apparently skeletons have needs, too. Who would have thunk it? But, you see, we got this letter from a skeleton recently. We’ll call him…Dave. Now, Dave had a bone to pick with us. “Dear Halloween Costume Shop,” his letter read, “I’m offended by your negative, one-sided portrayal of us skeletons as creatures that solely haunt, scare, and surprise. Skeletons are people…kind of. Well, we used to be. And as such, we have feelings and even desires. For instance, I love smooth jazz and making people laugh. Would it kill you to create a costume that portrays skeletons as the somewhat tender creatures we strive to be? Warm regards.” That letter, well, it got us thinking… Dave made it clear that we are wrong thinking that there’s not much to do in the afterlife but reflect, slowly decay, and well…hey! get your mind out of the gutter! We were going to say “keep up with your correspondence.” Skeletons want to be portrayed as human(ish), with human(ish) desires, compassion, and humor. Thus, this Skeleboner Costume was un-born! It’s positively pushing the boundaries of previously conceived skeletal notions. It’s also likely cracking up the entire party when you wear it. Dave, this one’s for you!The jumpsuit is simple enough that at first, folks will think, ”Oh, good skeleton costume!” But as your (ahem) ego begins to…inflate…they will do a double-take, then begin to awkwardly chuckle, then roar with laughter. Sensitive skeleton friends everywhere, rejoice! We’ve created a costume that will really help bring your livelihood to life! That doesn’t mean we’re ready to rush into death or anything, but it gives us hope that skeletal rights are on their way…up.

Adult Pint Of Beer Costume


Adult Pint Of Beer Costume


$29.99


“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” – Henry Lawson.Beer. It’s more than just a smooth amber liquid you drink to refresh your taste buds. It’s a way of life, a mindset. To truly understand beer, you must become one with the beer. You must get into the fluid thoughts of beer. You must focus on your inner hops. Naaaaaaaahhhh! We’re just joshing you. Ol’ Henry had it right though! Some days, you just need a beer to take the edge off a bad day, or to enliven a celebration, but if you still want to fully become the beer, then give this Pint of Beer Costume a try.The costume comes in a tunic form with a realistic image of the pint of frosty cold beer on the front. Make sure to have a few brews on hand, since one look at this costume might just have you itching to pop open some liquid refreshment of your own!

Women's Night Criminal Costume


Women’s Night Criminal Costume


$54.99


Do you have what it takes to be a night criminal? During the day you have to serve your time, but once the sun goes down, BOOM you turn into a party animal. You’ve been cooped up in a cell all day so you have to release all your stored up energy somehow. That’s why you are a club legend! Everyone can always count on you to be at the club turning up. Who cares if you are a prisoner, that doesn’t mean you can’t party when you’re not behind bars. Lucky for you, black and white stripes never go out of style!

Adult Classic TMNT Michelangelo Costume


Adult Classic TMNT Michelangelo Costume


$44.99


So you’re a real party dude who never met a pizza you didn’t like! You’re handy with the nunchucks, and some might even say that you’re also smooth with the ladies (actually, no one says that except you…but fake ‘til you make it, right?!).And yeah, it’s not always easy being part of a pack of teenaged anthropomorphic turtles named after Renaissance Italian artists whose mission it is to keep the streets clean from crime while also attempting to stay hidden from society, but you’ve learned to make the most of it! When you live on the streets (or, more technically, below them, in the sewer system) in New York City, you tend to run into a lot of petty criminals, evil overlords, mutated creatures, and alien invaders. It just happens, and so you get into some stuff. Yet you always know just when it’s time wind down. After all, if you can’t live by the motto of “Fight hard, party hard”, then what’s the point of having even been created in a lab by a misunderstood scientist?So when it’s time to fight some foes like Shredder and the Foot Clan, slip on this officially licensed Adult Classic TMNT Michelangelo Costume, which will easily carry you from battling on the dirty streets to partying down in the sewer. It even has velcro tabs in the back, making it easy to slip out of at the end of a hard day or long, crazy night. And, if your shell accessory ties around the waist from too much fighting and not enough pizza consumption, just stuff them with newspaper and you’ll be good to go until you have your next slice! Booyakasha, friend!

Spiderman Adult Costume Costume


Spiderman Adult Costume Costume


$44.1


Spiderman Adult Costume Costume

Pennywise Adult Costume Costume


Pennywise Adult Costume Costume


$63.6


Pennywise Adult Costume Costume

Gecko Adult Costume Costume


Gecko Adult Costume Costume


$75


Gecko Adult Costume Costume

Gangster Man Adult Costume


Gangster Man Adult Costume


$59.99


You could become one of the most infamous gangster of all time when you wear this costume for Halloween this year. The Adult Gangster Man Costume features a black and white pin striped vest with an attached black shirt and white tie. Matching pants also come with this costume. Organize your own crime ring and become a notorious gangster like Vito Don Vito Genovese or John The Teflon Don Gotti. This costume is for bad boys and smooth criminals.
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